Ended up picking up a 2009 Acura TL SH-AWD w/Technology Package.
Checks all my boxes except regular fuel...dang.
Heated seats, mirrors, Navi, sound system, AWD, auto (for the GF..) comfy as hell, affordable, $100/yr registration in Denver...
Was a 1 owner car, I just cracked 115k miles on it tonight in the snow. Apart from the craptastic Michelin MXV4 tires its not terrible in the snow. Waiting for my winter wheel/tire set up to get here still.