The best part of this is that you think you're winning.

Thanks for clearing up why you joined though, we hadn't caught on. If this wasn't fun, you would have already been banned. You're here in a box for us to look at. You're a pet.
edit: I don't claim to be anything. I have a 140-something IQ. Statistically (and grammatically) speaking, I'm smarter than you. You brought that up, not me. I'm far from the smartest person on this site in fact, so statistically speaking, there are bunches of people here smarter than you.
Pro tip: Bullying doesn't work when no one gives a fuck.