My RX7 got hungry last night so I fed it a ZR1.

[Street Legend]

Yeah thats cute...
so whats your car a roll race monster? I can do those...you know even for a shake down pass, you're obviously not to good at this. When I used to go 12.5 the mph was around 108....
for 150+mph i'd say you're about 4 seconds off the pace.
So I' am curious as to hows it feel to own a car you have no idea how to drive?

I'd like to say a few things
one this is the most poorly setup forum I have ever been on. Cocaine white everywhere, Christ this owner must be wild

next, the greek is rather funny vs you guys. Seems more like one man is playing with puppets on a string

There are multiple themes available.   There are books available on how to use the internet if you get confused easily.

And yes, saying the same "I fucked your mother" jokes 100 times is pretty hilarious.

and to the guy going 12s at 150mph, do every real racer the favor and get a jockey or kill yourself.
I know lambo drivers blow at the track, but you have definitely raised the bar on parked as retarded

It was a shakedown pass on a brand new car, dipshit.   That's like calling my Uncle's new bike slow because it ran a 10.5 pass on shakedown runs.   It'll go a little faster once it's sorted out.

[Street Legend]

btw as far as a shake down pass...would you like to hear a real mans shakedown
I put together a customers car, GT500, bolt ons, 125gun and suspension
First pass off the trailer looked a little like this

60ft--------1.548
330--------4.360
1/8---------6.712
mph--------104.91
1000-------8.723
1/4---------10.423
mph--------132.92


Thats when you replace the clowns with the drivers of course. he managed a best of 11.1@128

[digitalsolo]

Yeah thats cute...
so whats your car a roll race monster? I can do those...you know even for a shake down pass, you're obviously not to good at this. When I used to go 12.5 the mph was around 108....
for 150+mph i'd say you're about 4 seconds off the pace.
So I' am curious as to hows it feel to own a car you have no idea how to drive?

That's not my car nor is it me driving.   Try and keep up.

My old car went 12.8 at 105 mph.   Of course it was a FWD.   I have no clue what my current car would do at the drag strip.  It only makes about tree-fiddy HP and tree-fiddy torque anyway.    I just turn wrenches on slow shit, I'm not a 1337 st33t r4c3r or anything.

[Street Legend]

I was not aware the nut swinging was so hard that you posted for him
my apologies

[digitalsolo]

I was not aware the nut swinging was so hard that you posted for him
my apologies

Blah, blah, predictable response.  Let's try and be original.

No nut swinging.   I did about 50% of the work on the car.   I know what it can and will do once it's sorted out and he gets used to it.

[theantirotor]

I have an original idea.  I think its time that Crazy Greek, and his boyfriend Street Legend get the boot.



I know thats not how we usually operate here, but this just isn't even funny anymore its just repetitive grade school insults.

[digitalsolo]

As long as the stupidity is limited to this thread, it's not hurting anything.   People can come in here and B.S. if they want, and if not, just ignore it.

I do concur though, it's really just tedious now.    I miss the JimLab throwdowns.  He always took the time and effort to really tear somebody down.    These guys reflect modern society all too well.    Lazy, lack of creativity and general recycling of the same old shit over and over again.  Never any point/counterpoint, just plain boring.

[BeasTT]

Fuck, you're right. Taking off as easily as I would at a stop light, then after I was rolling, counting to 5 before I went WOT was absolutely a balls out pass and definitely not a shakedown pass. 12.7@145 on the 2nd and final pass in the car to date (on only 1/2-2/3 the boost and in 40* weather) is the fastest the car will ever go. Thank you random internet dumbass, who has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, for your expertise 

[mefarri]

If we just stop responding they'll either

A. Go away

B. Make bullshit posts in other people's threads like RX7lee and then there's a real reason to send em on a vacation.

[theantirotor]

As long as the stupidity is limited to this thread, it's not hurting anything.   People can come in here and B.S. if they want, and if not, just ignore it.

I do concur though, it's really just tedious now.    I miss the JimLab throwdowns.  He always took the time and effort to really tear somebody down.    These guys reflect modern society all too well.    Lazy, lack of creativity and general recycling of the same old shit over and over again.  Never any point/counterpoint, just plain boring.

Fuck, you're right. Taking off as easily as I would at a stop light, then after I was rolling, counting to 5 before I went WOT was absolutely a balls out pass and definitely not a shakedown pass. 12.7@145 on the 2nd and final pass in the car to date (on only 2/3 the boost and in 40* weather) is the fastest the car will ever go. Thank you random internet dumbass, who has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, for your expertise 

You are both dumb.  I had an orgy with all your female relatives last night and then I ate a ham sandwich.



Oh and both of your cars are slow.

[mefarri]

Fuck, you're right. Taking off as easily as I would at a stop light, then after I was rolling, counting to 5 before I went WOT was absolutely a balls out pass and definitely not a shakedown pass. 12.7@145 on the 2nd and final pass in the car to date (on only 1/2-2/3 the boost and in 40* weather) is the fastest the car will ever go. Thank you random internet dumbass, who has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, for your expertise 

People forget you left in 2nd gear too. 

And I agree with what Blake said.  The problem is, the greek and his muse here haven't done a godamn thing of note to belittle or make fun of.  So there's not alot of material.  Other than him looking like a bloated Andrew Dice Clay with downs.

[theantirotor]

If we just stop responding they'll either

A. Go away

B. Make bullshit posts in other people's threads like RX7lee and then there's a real reason to send em on a vacation.

I know you are but what am I?  You bought your car already done from a magazine ad then stole a guy in a rascal scooters timeslip and posted it as your own.

[digitalsolo]

You are both dumb.  I had an orgy with all your female relatives last night and then I ate a ham sandwich..

Mmmmm, ham sandwich.

Other than him looking like a bloated Andrew Dice Clay with downs.

LOL, see, now that is original, pointed material.

[theantirotor]

Fuck, you're right. Taking off as easily as I would at a stop light, then after I was rolling, counting to 5 before I went WOT was absolutely a balls out pass and definitely not a shakedown pass. 12.7@145 on the 2nd and final pass in the car to date (on only 1/2-2/3 the boost and in 40* weather) is the fastest the car will ever go. Thank you random internet dumbass, who has absolutely no idea what he's talking about, for your expertise 

People forget you left in 2nd gear too. 

And I agree with what Blake said.  The problem is, the greek and his muse here haven't done a godamn thing of note to belittle or make fun of.  So there's not alot of material.  Other than him looking like a bloated Andrew Dice Clay with downs.

Your mom looks like Andrew Dice Clay.

[theantirotor]

You are both dumb.  I had an orgy with all your female relatives last night and then I ate a ham sandwich..

Mmmmm, ham sandwich.

Other than him looking like a bloated Andrew Dice Clay with downs.

LOL, see, now that is original, pointed material.

Pointed material, like a hand carved wooden needle dick.